a(squared) + b(squared) = c(squared)

Ah-hem... It is 2:01 am. Here is the solution to the above formula:

a(squared) = Husband slips under the covers at about 12:30 am and robustly dutch-ovens his harmless, sleeping wife.

b(squared)= Wife wakes up, gasping for breath with the husband laughing uncontrollably asking, "Were you sound asleep?" After several minutes of bed-shaking laughter, the husband quiets down and immediately sleeps like a baby. Wife cannot go back to sleep and lays in bed getting angrier and angrier at the discourtesy that was unjustly paid to her.

c(squared)= Angry wife seeks revenge at 2 am by blogging about husband's earlier activities. She only wishes she were a reporter for the local paper. Will have to settle for the world wide web. Would love to put this anecdote in the church bulletin this week asking, "Can you believe this guy is your PASTOR?"