Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Is Depends available for trading on the Stock Market? If so, I'm buying shares...

Last night I was at my sink in our bedroom removing my makeup- doing the "getting ready for bed" routine. I had just brushed my teeth and taken out my contacts. I looked up from the sink when some movement behind me caught my eye in the mirror. A blur who I presumed was my husband poked his head in and was whispering something to me....

"What?" I said... "I can't hear you!" (I assumed he had a twinkle in his eye and was asking if I was ready for him to come to bed...)

He whispered again, poking his head in a little further thinking I could read his lips...

In my best Marge Simpson voice I very sexily replied, "What?! I can't see you either... I just took out my contacts!"

Hilarity ensued as we went back over our conversation. Sigh. Getting old sucks, but it is kind of funny sometimes. ;)