Which Will Win?

Ugh. I'm so miserable... I've been up since 3:00- it's about 5am now... with a sinus infection that will NOT go away. I'm going on day 8.

I had a hilarious friend that used to try to inspire my then 8th grade daredevil of a son that the perfect Science Fair project would be to take lots of Immodium and lots of a laxative... and then take scrupulous notes to find out which would "win". I told my son he was welcome to try that experiment... at my friend's house- who could then be the Executive in Charge of Clean-Up. Somehow, thank goodness, that experiment was never carried out.

I just tried my own little experiment after days of sheer sleep depravation- Mucinex (whose commercials I HATE... who uses a booger as their mascot? seriously.) vs. Sudafed. A "let 'em loose" vs. a "stop 'em up".

I wonder which will win?